SKU-0001Apparel
“Complaint filed.” Printed small, on the chest, in the same register the account uses. No cats on it.
—Awaiting quotes
The company store. Coming soon.
Procurement is reviewing supplier quotes. Management has requested that the store open immediately and has been told that is not how any of this works. Below is what is under consideration — tell us which of it you would actually buy and procurement will pretend to take it seriously.
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Under consideration
SKU-0002Drinkware
“Dinner was late again.” A mug for the person who is already awake because somebody wanted something.
—Awaiting quotes
SKU-0003Print
Employee of the Month. The frame is empty. It has been empty for some time.
—Awaiting quotes
Nothing above is for sale. Nothing above has been manufactured.
Tell procurement what to order
You will hear once, when there is something to buy. The same list carries the memos, so you are not signing up twice.
One email when the store opens. Unsubscribe whenever.