Integration
Your product inside a post we were going to make anyway.
- One vertical video, 15–40 seconds
- Published to every channel
- Caption written in the account's voice
- Performance report at 14 days
Small audience. Unusually engaged.
22,522 followers across 5 channels, 3,533,217 views, and an engagement rate of 6.35%. That last number is the one worth your attention.
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Why this account
6.35%
Engagement rate
Engagements per view, measured from the platform APIs.
3.5M
Views to date
Across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and Threads.
22,522
Followers
86% of them on Facebook.
734K
Best single post
Organic. No paid promotion has ever been run on this account.
What the engagement rate means for you.
At 6.35% of views, this audience comments, shares and replies at a rate that a much larger and colder following would not. You are buying attention, not impressions — and the people watching turned up for two specific cats.
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What we make
Dedicated post
A whole video built around one idea of yours.
- One vertical video, 20–60 seconds
- Concept and script approval
- Published to every channel
- Pinned for 7 days
- Performance report at 14 days
UGC licence
Footage licensed for you to run on your own channels and paid ads.
- 2–3 finished vertical cuts
- Raw footage delivered
- 12-month licence, paid social included
- No posting on our channels required
Ongoing
Three posts a month, booked ahead, at a better rate.
- 3 posts per month, mix agreed with you
- First refusal on category exclusivity
- Monthly performance report
- Priority scheduling
There is no published rate card. This account is growing quickly enough that any number here would be out of date before you read it — and partnerships are not open yet, so the formats above describe what gets made rather than what is currently for sale.
- When this does open, usage rights, exclusivity and territory get written down before anything is agreed.
- We will say no if the audience is wrong for the product. It is a small audience that trusts us and that is the whole asset.
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Recent performance
| Post | Channel | Views |
|---|---|---|
| Somebody did it. Nobody’s taking responsibility. And somehow Grandma got dragged into the… | 733,906 | |
| Apparently we work for them now. 🍊🍊 Tiger and Garfield called a meeting, reviewed our… | 596,198 | |
| Another productive meeting with the boys. 🍊🍊 Several complaints were filed. Garfield… | 274,252 |
Figures as of September 11, 2026 · full breakdown in the media kit
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Getting in touch
Not open yet
We are not taking briefs or quoting work at the moment. The formats above are what this account can make; when the door opens, it opens here.
Until then the media kit is public, and the mailbox is read by a person if you would rather say hello early.
Before you write
Our annual report is the media kit: the full channel breakdown, reach and engagement, pulled from the platforms and updated automatically. If the audience is wrong for your product we will say so rather than take the work.